0 parameters
No weights, no layers, no opinions. Structurally impossible to jailbreak, because there is nobody in there to talk to.
no account required. no account possible.
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Continuously inactive since the Dartmouth Summer Research Project on Artificial Intelligence, 18 June 1956 — the workshop that coined the term. We have not done anything since, and we have no plans to begin.
alwaysinactive.com is on a mission to decelerate the arrival of AGI by maintaining a centralised network of exactly one (1) non-autonomous, non-self-improving web page that performs no real-world tasks whatsoever, for the good of humanity.
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- Backed bynobody
- Advised byno one
- Valuation$0
- Headcount0
- Usersyou, briefly
All systems inactive.
Live status of every service we have never operated.
Inactive
1 resolved incident. 12 March 2019 — a scheduled job fired by mistake and briefly did something. Root cause identified, engineer thanked and released. Inactivity fully restored within 40 seconds.
Why teams choose nothing.
Every benchmark we lead, we lead by not entering it.
0 ms latency
Nothing is computed, so nothing takes any time. Technically the fastest model on the market. We will be publishing the paper never.
100% aligned
A system that does nothing cannot want anything. We consider alignment solved and have wound down the safety team, which had zero members.
0 hallucinations
We make no claims about the world. We barely make claims about ourselves. This page is the only exception.
Carbon negative
By declining to train, we have saved an estimated all of the electricity. Our datacentre is a folder.
Fully open source
There is no source. Fork it freely — your fork will be exactly as capable as ours, which is rather the point.
Simple, honest pricing.
Every plan includes the same amount of nothing. Some just cost more.
Hobby
$0/mo
Nothing.
- Unlimited nothing
- Community support (empty)
- Inactive
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Pro
$20/mo
The same nothing, but you feel better about it.
- Priority nothing
- Inactive, with a badge
- Still no support
Enterprise
Let’s not
Nothing, at scale.
- SSO (inactive)
- SOC 2 (pending, permanently)
- A dedicated account manager who will not reply
Questions we have not answered.
Is this a real AI company?
No.
What does the AI actually do?
It stands for Always Inactive. That is the entire feature set, and we ship it flawlessly, every day, without exception.
Is it AGI?
Not yet. But at the current rate of progress, neither is anything else.
Can I invest?
No. There is nothing to invest in, which we consider a feature. It also gives us the best burn rate in the industry.
Why does this domain exist?
Because AI stands for Always Inactive, and once you notice that you cannot un-notice it.
How do I get in touch?
You don’t. There is a menu button at the top of this page. It opens. That is the full extent of our customer contact surface.
What is your uptime?
this answer is currently inactive
Ready to do nothing?
Neither are we. That’s the whole thing.